Things to do with your newborn:
1. Take selfies.
Source: Redditor EWW3
This is great!
Yeah I’m gonna do this with my kids
So i did this thing on tumblr with my mom and these are the results
PIRATES OF HAWAII I AM FUCKING PEEING
Fucking lost it at Pirates of Hawaii
'There's nothing that i'd take back,
but its hard to say there’s nothing I regret’
Cute animals with stuffed animals!
Never speak to me again
Can’t deal. 😵😍